friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
JOUD. CAN I MAKE YOU FISH CRAYONS AND GET YOU A COLORING BOOK INSTEAD?
Dear Guy, when a girl gets pushed into you. it means she likes you.
sincerely, friend doing the pushing.
More of this please. Friendships do exist in high school. It’s not just who is dating whom.